Short, sweet and to the point

My attempts at making coffee this morning went off without a hitch and for that, I was extremely grateful.


For some reason or another, I was completely unable to sleep until about 3:30 in the morning.

*insert appropriate grimaces coupled with expressions of shock and sympathy*



Thus you will all understand my reason for keeping this like my attempt at coffee:

Small in quantity, large on feeling, and oh so mediocre on sweetness.



I just wanted the world to know that I can make coffee.